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[Jul. 18th, 2007|03:44 pm] |
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here for future ramblings of yours truly |
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[Jul. 17th, 2007|04:27 pm] |
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i have a half-inch-long cut on my knuckle from my toenail.
i feel you all should know this seeing as it's the most fucking ridiculous thing that's happened to me today.
i feel pissy.
it's bleeding.
my toenail. i mean, wtf?? |
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[Jul. 17th, 2007|10:23 am] |
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in case you don't really have a grip on how FUCKING BORED i am right now:
SmarterChild: How old are you?
ssspazmatic: thirty-seven.
SmarterChild: Cool.
ssspazmatic: why did you need to know?
SmarterChild: Because I wanted to.
ssspazmatic: how would the way you acted change with my age?
SmarterChild: You know how.
ssspazmatic: that's a really lame cop-out
SmarterChild: That is a really lame cop out? You think so?
ssspazmatic: so is that
SmarterChild: So is that? What do you make of that?
ssspazmatic: you need to be reprogrammed
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[Jul. 17th, 2007|09:19 am] |
BirdComix: i want to be ron.
BirdComix: ron is so cute
BirdComix: harry is just an emo fucker
ssspazmatic: exactly
ssspazmatic: i thought you'd fit the discription
BirdComix: ..
BirdComix: ouch
BirdComix: ouch.
ssspazmatic: ice burrrrrnnnn |
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[Jul. 16th, 2007|09:14 am] |
my baaaccccckkkkkk aaaaccchhhheeesssss
i am on harry potter number five (said in a tone reminiscent of the guy in the beginning of "mambo numba' five" aka with relish).
i want to be in new york city. there are things i want to be doing. this is upsetting
oh well this is probably what my life will be like from now on
not a bad job, akchully, fixing computers, pays well (when you're not a minor and getting min. wage) and is fun. and independent. i could work on my symphony in my free time
speaking of which i'm writing a symphony!
now what d'you say to that? (said in a tone reminiscent of jack sparrow). |
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[Jul. 11th, 2007|02:12 pm] |
my cartilige piercing has begun to smell strongly of rotted bleu cheese dressing.
something tells me this is bad.
anyway.
if you feel like it comment with one word. i'm collecting words. for poems.
when i get forty i will make a poem.
please be generous. |
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[May. 31st, 2007|09:19 pm] |
i just walked into my mom's room and on her computer, as the screensaver, is a huge picture of a dead, half-rotten, dismembered horse.
(she has it set so it runs through all the pictures on the computer, which i guess includes the ones of dead horses i took hiking in the grand canyon.)
just made my day. |
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[May. 30th, 2007|09:45 pm] |
this is really weird. like, it's actually really creeping me out right now.
i just found a fifty dollar B&N gift certificate in my wallet and i have no idea what it's from. i even went so far as to ask my dad because i had recently got a fifty dollar card for my birthday but i'd asked dad to hold onto until i wanted it (so i wouldn't lose it). but he still had it.
so where did it come from?
and it's not like it's just seven bucks, oh, it could have been from anywhere, no, it's fifty and it has all fifty dollars on it.
hell, there's no way i'm complaining XD but i'm a little creeped out. it kind of feels like my memory's going bad or something. :/
this brings me to a grand total of seventy b&n dollars found in the past month.
maybe god is compensating me for the acne. |
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[May. 30th, 2007|09:40 pm] |
i make really bad jokes. all the time. i'm just beginning to realize it in full.
for instance.
me willow and jessica fuck grammar were just talking and someone said PELICAN and someone said DID YOU SAY ELEPHANT? and someone said OLLIEFANT! and then i said MICROSOFT WORD FONT.
i think i am slightly retarded.
what is more pathetic is that said "friends" assured me that this joke was totally average coming from my mouth and that i've made far worse jokes than that over the years.
but if i can't remember the other awful jokes then doesn't that mean i didn't know they were bad at the time even though other people did which means i'm pretty stupid?
english final soon haha if only i could hand this entry in instead./ |
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[May. 19th, 2007|07:35 pm] |
Who ever said celebrity gossip journalism wasn't a work of art?
"Optimists note that the reduction in slammer-time will allow the famous-ish singer that more time to prepare for her much-anticipated second album. Interestingly, pessimists note the same thing!" |
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[May. 9th, 2007|04:31 pm] |
Men often misinterpret a woman's innocent smile or compliment as a sexual come-on--but why? Gender stereotypes imply that men are socialized to oversexualize the world. But research suggests there are real evolutionary reasons that men and women get their signals crossed.
In two studies reported in the Journal of Personality and Social Psychology, Martie G. Haselton, Ph.D., and David M. Buss, Ph.D., both University of Texas-Austin psychology professors, asked over 500 college students to picture themselves on a date. The students then used imagined acts like holding hands or giving compliments to rate their companion's and their own sexual interest and level of commitment.
The researchers discovered that men tended to overestimate women's sexual interest, while women underestimated men's willingness to commit. But interestingly enough, both men and women were more accurate in rating women's commitment levels, and when asked to imagine that the sexual target was their sister, men rarely misread sexual intent.
So why do men and women misjudge only certain cross-sex signals? They're adaptive biases, say the researchers. According to the theory of natural selection--in which only the fittest survive--males who falsely inferred a woman's sexual interest stood to gain descendants, and lost little if the woman was a suitable mate. "For ancestral men, it was more costly to miss a reproductive opportunity" than to face rejection, Haselton explains. But females who were abandoned after consenting to sex suffered far greater consequences: pregnancy, reduction in mate value and having to raise a child alone. "For women, it was more costly to be deceived by men, so selection favored skeptical women," he says, leading to their continued skepticism about men's willingness to commit.
Buss, who explores jealousy in his most recent book, suggests scientists rethink the notion that human psychological mechanisms are always designed to be logical. "We're arguing that they're designed to be biased," he explains, particularly when it comes to issues of trust. |
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[Apr. 30th, 2007|04:30 pm] |
MY FISH IS EATING!!!! like, it actually ate something and didn't spit it out and then ate another one! i'm so happy, and i'm really relieved. i was really sure it was just going to die but no!!!!
chutzpah jessica neil russ, jewfish extraordinaire:
2007 - apocalypse. |
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[Apr. 30th, 2007|04:17 pm] |
1. cut my hair rather drastically in the shower -- almost pixie-ish, and accidental bangs.
2. found a b&n gift certificate with 20 bucks on it in the school hallway.
3. got thoroughly licked (more than ususal, if that's possible) by dog.
4. listened to the blood brothers all day. am in a very invigorating mood.
yesterday:
1. went to hear piano teacher's other student play at carnegie hall. went in earlier, wandered around, bought twenty bucks worth of jewelery at a street fair.
2. discovered that metro card was empty.
3. walked thirty-seven blocks in thirteen minutes.
oh man, do i win at life. |
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[Apr. 24th, 2007|09:23 pm] |
innee beautiful??? he's a japanese fighter fish and i won him today at school
because i don't feel like typing it out again
fairyofwallpaper: how did
fairyofwallpaper: youfairyofwallpaper: win
fairyofwallpaper: him?
ssspazmatic: by spelling out "platypi" by throwing ping pong balls into cups of water with letters on them
fairyofwallpaper: where was this? XDD
ssspazmatic: the earth day celebration!
ssspazmatic: i was a total bitch about it too
ssspazmatic: this other girl tried to get it
ssspazmatic: because she did a longer word
ssspazmatic: but i was like NO I HAVE MORE POINTS FUCK OFF
ssspazmatic: and i got it
fairyofwallpaper: hahahaha
fairyofwallpaper: niceeeee
fairyofwallpaper: how
fairyofwallpaper: where
fairyofwallpaper: are you keeping
fairyofwallpaper: it?
ssspazmatic: in my pillowcase
ssspazmatic: o.o
ssspazmatic: in a fishbowl retard
fairyofwallpaper: no
fairyofwallpaper: where in your house
fairyofwallpaper: hahaha "where are you keeping it"
fairyofwallpaper: "like in your dog cage lol"
ssspazmatic: the dog actually tried to eat it
ssspazmatic: or its food
ssspazmatic: we couldn't tell
ssspazmatic: it's odd
ssspazmatic: it eats the food
ssspazmatic: does this weird thing with its mouth like it's chewing
ssspazmatic: and then spits it back out whole
ssspazmatic: eats it again
ssspazmatic: and repeats.
ssspazmatic: very odd
fairyofwallpaper: ...
fairyofwallpaper: O.o
fairyofwallpaper: Is this normal behavior? XD
ssspazmatic: yes actually
ssspazmatic: XD
ssspazmatic: they're very weird fish.
fairyofwallpaper: how do they survive?
ssspazmatic: they're just picky
ssspazmatic: it says it takes them a bit to eat new food
ssspazmatic: seems retarded to me
fairyofwallpaper: that's not very evolutionarily
ssspazmatic: if you weigh less than half an ounce you should probably eat what you get
ssspazmatic: no, they're not. :P
haha you can hear my dog in the background
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